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100% Eat

Let's Go Back to Rattopia - Pizza Hut Ride Along

100% Eat

Striking Distance LLC

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture, Food

53.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 September 2025

⏱️ 14 minutes

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Summary

Our Heroes are in a traffic battle in the Pizza Hut parking lot but that's okay because they're on their way to rat neighborhood. Stop thinking about hackers and how the Matrix has you because Nick & Eric are on the same page. Rats move in and Nick's Nifty Team is taking over. Sorry Graysie. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Get me out of this parking lot.

0:01.0

Yeah, get us out of this hellhole.

0:03.0

We're back at the Pizza Hut.

0:04.0

We're still in Texas, though.

0:06.0

Okay, get us out of this part of this hell. Okay, yeah. Let's go to a different hell hole. Let's go to a slightly less hellish hell. Let's go back to our hell hole. Why did this guy back into this? He had to. He had to. up to this Pizza Hut and then immediately everyone descended upon it.

0:20.5

There's so many people.

0:21.5

And that person just stopped on the side.

0:23.5

He does have a band.

0:24.6

Maybe he's just going to take loads and loads of pizza. Yeah, I bet. Because you can't walk four more five feet to the back. Pop the trunk and immediately from door to the trunk. They're going to throw it out the door. He couldn't decide whether he was going in around. So. I, that was like, let's go back to Rattoopia. We gotta drive to Rattoea. We took a circuitous route. Can we take this queued his route back? I think I can remember how to get there, yeah. Oh, this would be fine either way. Well, actually, I don't know if I could direct you. You gotta go down that street that ends. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then keep going. You got to go down that street that ends.

0:54.7

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:55.6

And then keep, and then keep going. You got to bail out. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Neighborhoods. And then you go, then you go to where I got married. And then you're out in the woods. And then you got a rat neighborhood. And then you just follow that. And you just keep on to ride neighborhood. You go past the farm, and then,

1:11.4

and then the rats.

1:12.2

You're near our neighbor.

1:13.0

Tell you, man.

1:14.0

If this was a simulation, And then you just follow that. And you just keep on to the right neighborhood. You go past the farm. Mm-hmm. And then the rats.

1:12.2

You're nearer neighborhood. Tell you, man. If this was a simulation, this would be a nasty bit of code. Yeah. That nasty bit of routing. Mm-hmm. Think about it. I'm thinking about it. I'm thinking about it. It's all I've been thinking about. Is that all you've been thinking about?

1:26.4

That's all I've been thinking about.

1:27.4

You're not thinking about flatsas?

1:28.5

And I'm very impressed.

1:30.3

If we can just not thinking about Flatsus?

1:28.3

And I'm very impressed.

1:29.3

If we can just not talk about whatever this food is. What do you mean? What do you know? We know a lot, dude. Michael knows a lot. I know a lot based on Michael's reaction to know. Hackers are out there. Let's just say Neo's a rookie.

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