They Not Like Us
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 13.6K Ratings
🗓️ 5 February 2025
⏱️ 73 minutes
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Summary
On this episode, Heather is back on her power walks and trying to get her mornings off to a great start. She has her weighted vest on and is pumping up tunes from this year's Grammy winners. She was motivated by online haters on Reddit that caused her to spiral. She is excited to get back on the road and start trying out new bits which she got to test out on a secret group of corporate girlies this past week. She got a few days to sip on painkillers, listen to some steel drums and reminisce about the life of Jimmy Buffett. She takes on the voicemails of yes’s and no’s.
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a dear media production. |
| 0:08.4 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most and the least at this same damn time. |
| 0:14.6 | I'm your host, Heather McMahon. |
| 0:21.6 | Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not podcast. |
| 0:26.8 | I'm your host, Heather McMahon. |
| 0:28.4 | How are you? |
| 0:30.2 | I'll tell you what. |
| 0:31.9 | I'll tell you how I am. |
| 0:33.7 | Sad. |
| 0:35.7 | I just had, every woman who's listening to this will understand how disappointing of a |
| 0:40.9 | situation this is. I got a brand new fucking Tower 28 lip gloss. Brand new. Spanking new. Did the |
| 0:48.3 | Sephora fucking delivery. And what happened? I'm in the bathroom right now at my office. |
| 0:54.0 | I turn around, flush the toilet. It popped out of my pocket because clearly my Fupa was putting pressure on it. Somehow the top came off. It landed face down next to the toilet. Well, that's done. That's cooked. You can wipe it. You can sanitize it. You can hit it with a blowtorch. |
| 1:11.6 | There's no way I can put that on my lips. So I had to cut the back end off of it because it's in a |
| 1:17.3 | little squeezy tube. And I'm just fingering the back of this lip gloss trying to get, you know, |
| 1:23.4 | my $28 worth of gloss on. Oh, my God. |
| 1:28.1 | There's nothing worse than when you get a new gloss or new lipstick and it cracks or it falls. |
| 1:35.0 | Or somebody with a flu borrows it. |
| 1:37.3 | There's nothing worse. |
| 1:40.8 | I understand we are, we've got a lot going on in the world these days. |
| 1:44.6 | I can't solve those problems. |
| 1:46.0 | The only problems I can solve right now is I am desperately pleading for Tower 28 to send me |
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