They Found Something NASTY Hiding In Her Food!

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🗓️ 12 February 2025

⏱️ 5 minutes

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He heard his lady SCREAM the other day while biting into a sandwich! What did Moe’s girlfriend find in her food? Find out!

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0:00.0	The Bert Show.
0:01.0	Mo is having a nice meal with his lady when she screams loudly.
0:05.7	He has no idea what's going on.
0:08.2	Have you guys ever had anything that surprised you in your meal when you bought it?
0:13.0	Oh God, yeah.
0:13.6	Yeah.
0:14.4	Yeah.
0:14.8	I saw this just play out with Amanda a couple of nights ago.
0:17.8	It's an interesting evolution because we're eating and she's starting
0:23.3	to pick a hair out of her mouth. It's a long hair. So she's looking at it and I say to her like,
0:33.5	is that yours? And I see in her face that she doesn't quite believe it is but she says yes
0:40.6	yes I think it is just to calm herself down but I don't think it was her and I think she knows
0:45.8	it wasn't hers also oh there I see your human hair and I raise you a metal spring hidden
0:51.8	in my pasta sauce that was fun to chomp down on.
0:55.4	A little metallic taste for spice.
0:57.6	I think before any of you guys got on the show here, we were having a meeting and we ordered
1:01.7	breakfast from a place right down the street here.
1:05.0	And when my ex-wife dug into it, there was a nail.
1:08.5	Oh!
1:10.6	Wow. I think it was a nail. Ew! Wow.
1:11.3	I think it was a press-on nail that had fallen off into her food.
1:15.4	You win.
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