They even have a bear in the air & other tales

Simon Mayo's Confessions

Bauer Media

Comedy

5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2025

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Step into the confessional for another wild ride on Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, Father Simon and the Confession Collective tackle tales of hilarity and absurdity that are sure to leave you chuckling.

Join Gary as he recalls his cheeky talent show secret from the '80s involving a Casio keyboard and some clever miming! Also, get ready to hear Sir Harry’s awkward bathroom blunder that may have disrupted a honeymoon, Flyboy's unforgettable story about helicopter mishaps and a rival doctor with a misguided quest for 'sports blades', and Pilot Ian shares an outrageous story of smuggling whiskey in a dry country.

Tune in for laughter, forgiveness debates, and the usual chaos. Have a confession of your own? Share it with us at [email protected]!

Transcript

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0:00.0	A Rayo original podcast.
0:02.6	I'm Catherine Ryan, and I've got a sample of Sophia Lus Bexter's blood.
0:07.2	For my new podcast, What's My Age Again?
0:10.2	Comedians, musicians, and national treasures talk about life and aging,
0:14.0	while some scientists and I test their blood to see how old their body really is.
0:18.9	Listen to What's My Age Again now.
0:21.1	Brought to you with Absolute Collagen.
0:23.2	On the Rayo app, Apple, Amazon Music, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.
0:30.2	A Rayo Original Podcast.
0:33.7	Step into our confessional.
0:35.6	Confess all.
0:36.7	We won't tell anyone
0:37.7	just the entire nation
0:39.7	from greatest hits radio
0:42.1	Simon Mayo's Confessions
0:44.3	Some studio discipline would be good
0:46.8	I mean come on guys
0:48.2	Try to be professional
0:50.2	That's what I'm saying
0:51.1	You just heard your microphone
0:51.9	With your water
0:52.8	Sorry about that.
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