Messing about on the river & other tales

Simon Mayo's Confessions

Bauer Media

Comedy

5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 June 2025

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Step into the confessional for another unforgettable episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, Father Simon and the Confession Collective dive headfirst into tales of hilarity, awkwardness, and unexpected moments.

Join us as Martin from Belfast recounts his cheeky quiz controversy that left him hiding behind an autograph in 'What's The Buzz , Tell Me what's happening. Meanwhile, Bert shares his terrifying chimney adventure with his comically stuck colleague, Walter - Chim chim cher-oo. Gary heads to a school summer fete for a marble guess he already knew the answer to - Summer Summer Summertime. And don’t miss George’s jaw-dropping revelation about a rowing mishap that takes a bizarre twist involving a scattering of ashes!

Plus the team discuss Simon buying a lottery ticket in dodgy circumstances, ice cream licenses and meet cutes!

Tune in for laughter, gasps, and debates on forgiveness. Got a confession of your own? Send it to [email protected]!

Transcript

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0:00.0	A Rayo original podcast.
0:02.8	All right, I'm Pete Wicks, and we live in a world full of men.
0:05.8	But what makes a good man?
0:07.4	What makes a bad one?
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0:19.9	On the Rayo app,
0:22.6	Apple, Amazon Music, Spotify,
0:24.3	or wherever you get your podcasts.
0:26.4	Play more with Rayo.
0:32.0	A Rayo original podcast.
0:35.2	Step into our confessional.
0:37.6	We won't tell anyone.
0:39.6	Just the entire nation.
0:44.2	From Greatest Hits Radio, Simon Mayo's Confessions.
0:48.7	The cheeky little laugh you heard right at the very beginning of that jingle was from Holly, who found it.
0:50.2	The whole thing hilarious.
0:56.5	She just knows what's coming and she's already laughing, as indeed is the world.
0:57.6	Yes, aren't we all?
0:59.1	We're all laughing inside, aren't we? It's the world's favourite comedy podcast.
1:02.2	It is.
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