They Could’ve Had a V8

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.9 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 17 October 2018

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Beth Appel, Aman Adumer, and Ali Ghandour join Matt Besser for this week’s improv4humans! We’ll meet a weed-obsessed border patrol agent, a principal determined to learn the newest schoolyard slang, and a teamwork-oriented superhero squad. Plus, a trick-or-treater changes his costume to receive more candy, and a grandma finds a way to put V8 into everything.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Do you ask?
0:01.8	Yes.
0:02.6	Oh, that's different.
0:03.8	I used to ask my friends for notes after shows.
0:06.8	Yours was unsolicited?
0:08.4	No.
0:09.4	That's unsolicited.
0:10.7	Like I've been playing with guns.
0:12.1	You're trying to change the subject.
0:13.4	So anyway, the sports game, he was like,
0:15.5	I need to talk to the national team.
0:17.2	And he literally said, I want to buy you a shot.
0:19.1	I don't even drink shots.
0:20.8	Like I've never been a guy to ever do.
0:25.1	Unless it's like, let's fucking party.
0:28.5	But it's not like, hey man, let's go sit at the bar
0:31.5	and drink a shot.
0:32.6	This is a serious moment.
0:33.8	That's some hard to tell you.
0:34.8	Yeah, this is like I take a drink of whiskey
0:38.4	that I'm not used to.
0:41.6	Don't ever pursue your dream again.
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