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improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.9 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 10 October 2018

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Paul Rust and Mookie Blaiklock join Matt Besser for another improv4humans! They perform scenes about a child with a doglike cough, an office confrontation over using bottled water in the coffee maker, and the origin of the twins from The Shining. Later, parents dress up as a couple in crisis for Halloween, God modernizes his message, and a news department witnesses true performance art. This episode is sponsored by The Jim Jefferies Show podcast.

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0:00.0	How's the kid?
0:02.0	She's good. Leslie's um
0:04.2	Out of town for a couple days. So this is the first time I've just since been
0:08.1	me and Mary and
0:10.6	She's it's her first cold. So how does she she's gonna be your own Wednesday?
0:18.1	That's pretty good man. Yeah, yeah, yeah a whole year with I'm a cold
0:21.9	Yeah, her first real deal like
0:24.8	Old man wet
0:26.8	Hacking cough. Oh, yeah, I think and then and also just like out and about in the world when she has that cough
0:33.8	It just it sounds like a signal to like
0:36.8	Oh, this is on
0:39.2	Attentive parents eaters. I know nobody really thinks that but when you're out and about and like it's going like
0:45.6	Excuse me
0:48.7	Excuse me. Is that is that your daughter over there on the swing side? Yes. Yeah, did you hear she has a bit of a cough?
0:56.0	I know actually I thought it was a dog at first. Well, the dog park is just
1:02.0	Right next door
1:04.0	It sounds like it sounds like a park is that bad? Yeah, you know what? I actually I took her to her pediatrician this morning
1:11.3	It's just a sort of a two-day thing
1:14.7	We're kind of in the worst of it right now
1:16.6	I've said that too, but maybe until
1:19.8	She gets better you take her to the dog park just over there because it's kind of scary and the other children
1:25.0	And maybe it won't the dogs actually um, I started at the dog park and I got kicked over here
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