They Aren't Victims, They're DEAD
Titus Podcast
Christopher Titus
4.6 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 30 October 2021
⏱️ 87 minutes
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Summary
The Judge in the Kyle Rittenhouse case is a biased nutjob. Plus, our good friend, John Wing joins us on this episode. He is an author, comedian, and 6-time guest on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. John and Titus share stories from the road, fatherhood, and how Titus' Gilligan's Island Tweet caused some... rough weather. His minnow is still lost.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the Titus podcast. |
| 0:11.0 | This episode is brought you by U.E. Ultimate E.S. headphones, cuts clothing, and the |
| 0:16.0 | amazing brouche toothbrush. And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon Update. |
| 0:21.4 | I'm Christopher Titus, and this with the Armageddon update I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon update my god people if you don't deal |
| 0:27.5 | with Nazis you get Nazis helping other Nazis like rats they unite and |
| 0:36.8 | protect the other rats and what the hell am I talking about? |
| 0:39.5 | Well, Kyle Rittenhouse, the punk that shot and killed two people during the George Floyd riots in Kenosha, Wisconsin last year, is getting ready to stand trial. |
| 0:49.8 | And this gun owner and Bob's big boy hipster logo update drove across state lines and roamed the streets with a loaded AR-15. |
| 1:01.1 | How could anything bad have possibly happened? |
| 1:05.3 | Walking the streets with a loaded gun during a protest really makes the X-Games kind of look |
| 1:09.4 | boring. |
| 1:11.3 | It should have been pay-per-view because I didn't realize the purge was a documentary. So, Kyle's roaming the streets |
| 1:18.9 | with a loaded gun, got into a scuffle, and shot and killed a guy. Then he ran away, tripped, |
| 1:25.5 | and when the people tried to stop him, because he just shot a guy, he shot and killed a guy. He shot and killed the guy. Then he ran away, tripped, and when the people tried to stop him, because he just |
| 1:29.2 | shot a guy, he shot and killed another guy. At least he's consistent. Now, the weirdest thing to me |
| 1:35.9 | is the judge in his case said that the prosecutor can't call Kyle Rittenhouse's victims. |
| 1:46.0 | Victims. |
| 1:47.8 | This is Judge Bruce Schroeder. |
| 1:51.0 | His reason was victim presupposes the person's guilt. So the people that were shot and killed protesting about George Floyd being killed can't be called victims. |
| 1:58.4 | They can, however, be called, this is what the judge said. |
| 2:02.8 | Rioters, looters, and arsonists. |
| 2:05.1 | The word victim is a loaded, loaded word. And I think alleged victim is a cousin to it. |
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