They Are Separated And Getting Married?! + Willie T's Weekly Rap
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🗓️ 16 September 2022
⏱️ 13 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Get it the bird show. Is there anybody listening that on their wedding day as you're walking |
| 0:08.2 | down the aisle? You know that you are filing for a divorce. As you're walking down the |
| 0:14.9 | aisle, one eight five five, birch, I don't know that we're going to get any calls on that, |
| 0:19.7 | but we sure did get an email about it. Just freaking out because she and her fiance actually |
| 0:25.4 | want to cancel their wedding and it's happening this weekend, I think, but she doesn't want |
| 0:28.8 | to disappoint her parents and everybody's supposed to be showing up. Oh, man. So they want |
| 0:33.4 | to go through with it and then just like file it for divorce right after the wedding, |
| 0:38.0 | right? So the email reads this, hey guys really need your help. Freaking out and don't |
| 0:44.6 | know what to do. My wedding, oh, maybe I have this wrong. My wedding is supposed to be |
| 0:49.6 | in less than two months and everything is planned. Okay, so there's time. There's wiggle |
| 0:53.3 | room here. It is a little bit of wiggle room. Okay. Two months and everything is planned, |
| 0:57.8 | purchased and ready to go, but we have a major problem. We don't want to marry each other. |
| 1:03.2 | Well, that's an issue. You think? Yep. You can't work around that. No, yeah. I don't |
| 1:08.2 | think that's one hump. You get over. Twitter. My fiance and I are constantly fighting. |
| 1:15.9 | It's been that way since we got engaged. At first, we thought it was just typical pre-wedding |
| 1:19.8 | fighting and arguments. Nothing big. Well, it's been a year now and we realize it's just |
| 1:25.3 | not going to work between us. He has moved out of the apartment. No one knows yet. |
| 1:31.7 | Wow, they've gone that far. We live in a different city than our friends and our family. |
| 1:37.5 | So it's really kind of easy to hide. Most of the stuff is non-refundable, especially |
| 1:43.7 | my $8,000 dress. Huh? $8,000. Industries are racking. $8,000 dress. Yeah, there's |
| 1:55.2 | no getting your money back on that. So I'm assuming, am I making an assumption here |
| 1:59.4 | that if you're getting an $8,000 dress, this is a pricey wedding. This is a high price |
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