You're listening to Voyage to the Stars, a partially improvised sci-fi comedy.

After a long and perilous journey, the final destination for our crew is just within reach.

What awaits Tucker and the others as they return to Earth?

Will they be hailed as heroes?

Or will anyone even know that they were gone?

Find out on this voyage, to the stars. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, A voyage to the Stars.

to the Stars. Captain's Log, 6, 7. We are on our way back to Earth, just a couple hours away and I am ready to return a hero.

I can't wait to get some hoh-hos. You'll have to stand in line because they'll be

throwing all those hoh-ohos at this guy.

You mean like garbage?

We're going to throw garbage at me.

They're going to be throwing like tasty pastry treats.

He did say he wanted some sort of tape to be thrown at him which I imagine was very sticky.

Well, I come to you from the deepest regions of the unknown universe.

Did you rehearse this?

Yeah, this is the speech that I'm going to tell. Well, you're not going to be able to do that speech. Okay, by the way, we're going to go straight to my parents' foundation, the Rengford Foundation, and tell them the nothing is going to envelop or we we don't do anything and I will be lauded and my brother will go

huh I'm good too and I'll go no did you save Earth and did you go through a wormhole

and did you meet so many species that you'll never meet because you're

going to be stuck on earth for the rest of your life and he'll go, you're right, you're better than me, and

then I will laugh. I've practiced this in the mirror too. No, no, I prefer that we land at my grandparents old farm so I can say

what's up to them? We would destroy your grandparents' farm if we tried to land in their

backyard. I mean it would probably knock down whatever they are growing and never have anything grow there again.

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