You're listening to Voyage to the Stars, a partially improvised sci-fi comedy.

In our last episode, the crew had wanted to have a final celebration on the holodeck of the ship before landing on Earth,

but a malfunctioning AI inside has trapped them and won't let

them out until they've learned to relax a little bit. Can they even do it? Let's find out

on this voyage to the stars. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Science entry Holodec

Holodec lockdown 4.5a. It's me and Tucker and we're somehow for some reason in

some kind of meditation den with a lot of Indian print pillows and it smells a little bit like the chule and I hate everything about what is happening right now.

Yeah I feel like I'm Neo in the Matrix doing that training scene.

Hey guys, it's Nachjama and you're welcome.

We're here for you to work your issues out together, just the two of you.

Now, in my memory skin, yes, I'm sorry, in that I'm sorry, I'm here. I can't seem to disconnect from all of these experiences people have. I am exhausted. Please, is there some way I don't need to be part of these simulations?

Short answer, no.

Oh, right?

You're in it to win it, sorry.

No one will be excused.

Yeah, okay, Clappy.

Here's the deal, Clabby.

We're over you. Okay, here's my deal. You need to go through this niceness protocol. Each of you will say three nice things about the other one. I'm so glad I don't have to participate in this. I don't have much to say.

Afterwards, sorry, we'll say three nice things about me. Oh wow grow up I

Talker why don't you begin

Elsah is good at science

She's got a nice but and you know breath doesn't stink. Now three true things just kidding.

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