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So this is kind of funny.

This is one of those pranks where they leave these bikes out and people go and steal the bike. But, you know, when they sit down in the seat, there's like a hole in the seat and like a metal peg that pokes them in the bunghole. Oh, that's brutal. And you think, well, is that a mean prank? It's like, well, the dude's stealing the bike, so this is pretty good.

Here we go.

Sorry.

I'll just steal this guy's bike.

He hits a bump.

Toss the salad.

Push his stool in.

You a nice buddy?

Wicked touch, turkey.

You're the new,

Terry,

I can't give it to him,

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