These People??

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 931 Ratings

🗓️ 9 October 2024

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Checking the HorseFax, ranking emojis, raising unawareness, and hurricanes are controlled by the government… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 10/17 - Cheyenne, WY 10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD 10/19 - Denver, CO 11/1 - Oxnard, CA 11/2 - Long Beach, CA 11/3 - Bakersfield, CA 11/7 - Savannah, GA 11/8 - Athens, GA 11/9 - Augusta, GA 11/10 - Bristol, TN 11/21 - Midland, TX 11/22 - Lubbock, TX 11/23 - Dallas, TX 12/5 - Sarasota, FL 12/7 - Chicago, IL 12/8 - Davenport, IA ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at [email protected] ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS HELLO FRESH: Get 10 FREE MEALS with promo code FREENETPOSITIVE at https://hellofresh.com/freenetpositive MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE MANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://manscaped.com ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

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0:00.0	The people that told you wear a mask when walking into a restaurant then when you sit down you can take it off.
0:05.8	Those people? Those people. They see me rolling.
0:17.0	Eston don't know that song bro.
0:20.0	Episode 127, welcome in everybody, October the 9th, 2024, the year of the Lord, baby.
0:25.7	True 2000, 2004 years ago.
0:30.2	The Lord returned to the earth, ladies and gentlemen,
0:32.2	welcome in.
0:32.6	That's how I'm greeting this Monday.
0:34.4	I feel good about it, baby.
0:36.2	Alex is on the ones of two.
0:37.3	Alex is on the ones.
0:38.6	No, Easton's on the ones and twos.
0:41.0	Yeah.
0:42.0	Alex is on the, what are you on? I'm just around. Yeah, Alex is on the what are you on?
0:43.0	I'm just around.
0:44.0	Yeah he just around.
0:45.0	Welcome in everybody.
0:46.0	Solo Epps I'm back at the desk maybe.
0:48.0	Hey good to see him back at the desk baby.
0:50.0	You're like hey John do you have anything to discuss?
0:52.0	Oh yeah. Yeah.
0:53.2	Pull up a chair. Let me think. I wonder if people think I talk too much.
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