Stick and String (w/ Chris Janson)

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 931 Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2024

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Real or fake cowboys, Trump and Luke Bryan impersonations, hunting with a stick and string and being proud to be an American… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 10/17 - Cheyenne, WY 10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD 10/19 - Denver, CO 11/1 - Oxnard, CA 11/2 - Long Beach, CA 11/3 - Bakersfield, CA 11/7 - Savannah, GA 11/8 - Athens, GA 11/9 - Augusta, GA 11/10 - Bristol, TN 11/21 - Midland, TX 11/22 - Lubbock, TX 11/23 - Dallas, TX 12/5 - Sarasota, FL 12/7 - Chicago, IL 12/8 - Davenport, IA ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at [email protected] ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS iHERB: Use Code NETPOSITIVE To Get 22% Off Your First Order at https://iherb.com/shop/NETPOSITIVE MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE MANDO: Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://shopmando.com ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

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0:00.0	You know how it is like being legitimately addicted to something, but when it's over,
0:03.4	your shot.
0:04.4	Yeah.
0:05.4	Shots. Episode 127, you know, you know, I mean business and I got Camo out.
0:19.2	Yeah, that's how you know.
0:20.7	Yeah, I didn't get the memo and I'm sorry I'm ready I got
0:24.4	camo and air force one so you could go into the streets or the woods that's right yeah and I
0:28.8	didn't mean any any connotation by the streets I just mean streets literally
0:32.2	streets yeah there you go new tour dates we just
0:35.2	announced on this week ladies and gentlemen on starting in February
0:39.6	fayetteville North Carolina greensboro North Carolina sh Greensboro, North Carolina.
0:42.8	Shippensburg, Pennsylvania, Bowling Green, Kentucky,
0:45.5	Indy, Columbus, Rochester, D.C. Casey, St. Louis, Myrtle Beach,
0:51.0	Cintzee, Grand Junction, Salt Lake City, Omaha, Wichita, Sacramento, Fresno,
0:55.6	San Diego, Pensacola, Charlotte.
0:58.3	What a line up.
0:59.3	You're getting good at reading those off.
1:00.3	What a line to it fast now.
1:01.3	Yeah.
1:02.3	Well, those are mostly big cities. Yeah. Here's how you know is if the city needs a state after it. Yeah, right. Just Fayetteville, oh Fayetteville does because there's two. I'm in Fayetteville, North Carolina. There's a fable Arkansas.
1:13.7	Greensboro doesn't need a state.
1:15.7	Indy doesn't need a state.
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