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The One w/ Greg Gutfeld

These People Would Be Crazy With Or Without President-elect Trump

The One w/ Greg Gutfeld

FOX News Radio

Comedy, Society & Culture, News

4.23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

As seen on Gutfeld!, FOX News Contributor Kat Timpf delivers a monologue on how the people that lose their minds over President-elect Trump would simply find another reason to be mad, even if he weren't in the picture. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Happy Tuesday, everyone.

0:04.0

I'm Captain. Welcome to a special edition of Gutfeld. Thank you guys. I like that.

0:24.5

All right, let's kick things off with some jokes. On Sunday, President Biden addressed the nation about the events unfolding in Syria.

0:32.4

But he gave the entire address from the men's room.

0:36.8

Yankees right fielder Juan Soto

0:39.0

signed a 15-year contract with the New York Mets

0:42.0

that will pay him $765 million.

0:45.9

Yep, after taxes in New York, that's $62,000 a year.

0:51.6

Google announced Sean Diddy Combs

0:54.2

was the most searched musician globally.

0:56.9

Incidentally, the FBI

0:58.2

said the same thing.

1:01.0

A runaway dog

1:02.5

ended up in an animal shelter

1:04.0

1,200 miles away from home.

1:06.7

In a related story,

1:07.9

Christie Noam reportedly said,

1:09.4

once her dog gets back, he's going to pay.

1:14.4

Finally, a man in Ottawa has been arrested for watching porn while driving.

1:19.8

Still, it's not as bad as the other kind of carjacking.

1:30.3

Who wrote that? It's true. It's funny because it's true.

1:32.8

Now to the monologue.

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