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You know, Happy Wednesday, everyone.

Happy Wednesday, everyone.

I'm excited, too.

I'm Tom Shilloo, in for Greg Gutfeld on this very special edition of Gutfeld.

He has an excuse.

Let's kick things off with a couple of jokes.

The famous Rockefeller Center Christmas tree has been lit, and holiday shoppers are filling up Fifth Avenue, but there are other signs the Christmas spirit is alive and well in New York City.

For instance, instead of chalk, the police are outlining bodies with festive garland.

Disgraced former Congressman Anthony Weiner is considering a run for New York City Council.

Yeah, that means citizens over 18 may once again get to vote for him,

and those under 18 might get this in their DMs.

Caitlin Clark acknowledged her white privilege in Time magazine.

Hopefully this move will lead to more African Americans

having the opportunity to play pro basketball.

The Unabomber's brother expressed concerns

that alleged assassin Luigi Mangione

may have been influenced by Ted Kaczynski.

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