Listen, it's the bird show.

It has been my experience in 25 years doing the birch show that asking you guys to call in on Monday mornings is stupid.

Because you guys are busy, you're just barely waking up, you're starting the week, you don't normally call in on Mondays.

So I'm going to do it anyway.

1-855 Birchow, and I'm hoping you could help me out with sort of a philosophical question that

I have. Did your parents tell you what school, what college you were going to go to? You might

have wanted to go to a different school, but they said, no, we are roll tied.

And you will be rolled tied.

And your kids, when they're born, will be roll time.

So you ended up going to that school.

And did they, A, I guess, did they make that decision because that's where they went.

And they had such a wonderful time.

And they ended up successful successful and they loved their experience

and they just were saying like,

hey, I'm telling you right now, you're going to Alabama because you're too young to understand how great that school is and what you're going to get out of it so you're going to Alabama. But I don't want to go to Alabama. I want to go to Auburn. Get out of here. you're not part of this family

reminds me of that scene of

varsity blue or varsity blues

and he's like I don't to Auburn, get out of here. You're not part of this family. It reminds me of that scene

in varsity blue or varsity blues and he's like, I don't watch your life. Right, right.

So as I moved in my kids to college this weekend, he's come up with his own game plan that we have

supported him with. He didn't have the grades, quite honestly, to get into UGA yet. That ain't easy, man. That is getting harder. Georgia used to be the school. That was your go-to school. Like, man, if I can't get in anywhere else, I'll just go to Georgia. They'll take me. It's not like that anymore. Man, you've got to have like a 38, 394 to get in there, and he did not have that. So while we toured Ole Miss and other schools in his head,

he was locked in. I want to be a dog, right? I'm like, you sure, dude? You can get it in Ole Miss right now? You can get it in Alabama right now? He's like, nope, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog. So he's going to

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