All right, today we're going to celebrate celebrations.

Every, just about every day is some kind of national celebration day because we have no serious

problems.

We have to deal with in this country.

We have to deal with just celebrating stuff.

Today, when I'm recording this, is a national, it's both national avocado day and national

intern day.

So if your intern isn't avocado, you want to treat her politely.

And if your avocado is just an avocado, you probably just want to eat it.

It's an avocado.

But every day is something, so we're going to take a look at some of the most important days that shape your life here in this country.

We like to call America, because that's

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That is National Veep Day. You probably didn't know that. I certainly didn't know it.

August 9th recognizes the succession plan of the President of the United States.

They also acknowledges the one president who is neither elected vice president nor president, and that's

Gerald Ford. So that's a really historic day. If I'm the president, do I want somebody celebrating

what happens if I die? No, no, no. I don't think that's a good luck. I think I would just like

to sort of forget. It's just sleep through National Veep Day.

I don't think we want to go too deep into that

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