Economists have long predicted that Trump's tariff and trade policies would cause an economic disaster.

But in reality, it now seems Trump's plans could lead to spectacular success.

So economists are trying to learn from this experience and find out what is this thing called reality,

and why does it keep getting everything so terribly wrong?

To find the answers, the Daily Wire used the latest technology to actually shrink our

crack team of investigative reporters until they were so small they could fit inside the worldview of an

academic. We then injected them one by one into the minds of America's top economists, except for

reporter Spencer Lindquist, who seems to have dripped out somewhere, so watch your step as you're

walking around, and if you hear a crunching noise, call a very small ambulance.

Our first interview was with Princeton economist Dr. Herkimer Fudd, who was awarded the 2017 Nobel

Prize in Economics for the most creative use of the word unexpectedly in explaining why all

his financial predictions turned out to be wrong.

Dr. Fudd told one of our tiny reporters, quote,

economics is a science.

And as with any science, we first formulate a theory, then test the theory against the facts.

And if the facts disprove the theory, then we simply declare that anyone who disagrees with

the theory is threatening to cause another Great Depression.

In fact, in a little while, it'll be the threatening to cause another Great Depression. In fact,

in a little while, it'll be the centennial of the Great Depression, and economics departments

across the nation will be celebrating 100 years of not having to change our minds about anything,

unquote. Another economist interviewed by our microscopic reporters was Harvard Professor

Theodophilus Quarolus, who won the

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