These Are Their Confessions | Reading Reddit Stories
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🗓️ 20 December 2025
⏱️ 79 minutes
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0:00 Intro
1:12 I gave an escort bitcoin in 2013 https://www.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/1nnvp6i/i_gave_an_escort_3_bitcoin_in_2013_and_i_still/
8:38 Sponsor
9:52 I'm ashamed of how my long distance bf looks https://www.reddit.com/r/LongDistance/comments/1o7dnsb/i_21f_love_my_longdistance_boyfriend_21m_but_im/
25:28 My boss asked me not to wear my normal pants to work https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/rc2k83/my_boss_just_asked_me_not_to_wear_my_normal_pants/
31:17 Sponsor
32:35 UPDATE
37:53 I lied to my friend and she got a tattoo based on it https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/1n5zrdq/i_lied_to_my_pickme_friend_and_she_got_a_tattoo/
49:38 My negligence cost my partner her life https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/1d5ss78/my_negligence_cost_my_partner_her_life_and_im/
1:07:00 My coworker's Reddit story went viral https://www.reddit.com/r/coworkerstories/comments/1nfekeh/im_a_coworker_of_someone_whose_reddit_story_about/
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| 0:00.0 | The weather. Tomorrow, expect a biting cold front. Hmm, how naughty. I wonder what I'll be |
| 0:06.8 | wearing or taking off. The night will be wild and untamed. Expect heavy, lashing rain |
| 0:13.0 | that'll soak you to the skin. By Monday, temperatures will rise slowly but surely reaching |
| 0:18.7 | their peak in the afternoon. |
| 0:23.0 | Not in the mood for miserable weather? |
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| 0:32.0 | Hi, welcome to Smosh reads Reddit Stories. |
| 0:35.1 | I'm Shane, and today's theme is confessions. |
| 0:37.4 | We have some wild confessions today. |
| 0:41.5 | Some, my producers say, are some of the wildest confessions we've ever had on this show. |
| 0:45.4 | They've been waiting for months for the right episode, and that's this one right now. |
| 0:48.1 | And I'm joined by two people who have confessions to make. |
| 0:49.6 | Chance and Arasha. |
| 0:51.5 | I'm a virgin. |
| 0:54.2 | I don't like truffle okay |
| 0:54.9 | me neither |
| 0:56.1 | what |
| 0:56.6 | it's too powerful |
| 0:59.2 | it just takes over the whole meal |
| 1:00.8 | especially on the |
| 1:02.1 | truffle oil |
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