2025's Worst Person | Reading Reddit Stories
Smosh Reads Reddit Stories
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4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 27 December 2025
⏱️ 72 minutes
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0:00 Intro
2:04 I snapped when someone rubbed my belly https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1k6ynzc/aita_for_snapping_when_someone_rubbed_my_belly/
13:39 I Annie'd my way into being adopted by rich people https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/1n2b511/i_annied_my_way_into_being_adopted_by_rich_people/
20:33 I'm uncomfortable with my dad's new shirt https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1mylrec/aio_for_being_uncomfortable_with_my_dads_new_shirt/
30:43 Wedding date changed last minute https://www.reddit.com/r/weddingshaming/comments/1l4cku0/wedding_date_changed_last_minute_to_a_weekday_in/
52:53 As a straight man, vaginas are badly optimized https://www.reddit.com/r/The10thDentist/comments/1km9pjc/as_a_straight_man_vaginas_are_badly_optimized/
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to Smosh Reads Reddit Stories. |
| 0:02.5 | I'm Shane. |
| 0:03.5 | And today it's our final episode of Reddit Stories of 2025. |
| 0:09.2 | And the great thing is, it might be our final episode of Reddit Stories for 2025, |
| 0:14.0 | but it is the first episode of Reddit Stories in a while that has our good friend, |
| 0:19.6 | Amanda Lehan Canto, |
| 0:21.6 | who is busy talking to Angela. |
| 0:25.6 | They've been talking for months now. |
| 0:27.6 | But today, we have the wildest stories. |
| 0:32.6 | Sorry, we haven't. |
| 0:33.6 | Oh, my God, we haven't been in a video together yet. |
| 0:36.6 | Oh, my God, we have a video together together. We haven't been in a video together yet. Oh, my God, we haven't been in a video together. |
| 0:38.8 | Were you catching around? |
| 0:39.8 | Hi, Shane. |
| 0:40.8 | Hi, Amanda. |
| 0:41.8 | Yeah, we were just talking about |
| 0:42.9 | patachini and, you know, Bart's. That's so great. She goes, well, I bark a little up, when I have pretty chicken. That's how |
| 0:50.0 | That's traditional. |
| 0:50.6 | You know, I'm back. |
| 0:52.7 | Woo! |
| 0:53.6 | Yes. |
| 0:55.5 | And it feels good. |
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