The Furt Show.

I had the most jarring experience on vacation in Europe that was simply because I'm American.

And I will tell you what happened.

And then I'll get into a couple of different things between Europe and America that I found absolutely fascinating.

Did you take your clothes off on a beach and it wasn't a nude beach?

There was no beach around.

It was the middle of street.

It was downtown Madrid.

Now, so while we were in Portugal, we hit it just right that soccer is huge football, is huge in Portugal. It is number one by far. And that is their

biggest passion. So we just happen to hit it just right that Amanda and I, my girlfriend and I,

were in Portugal for what they call the Lisbon Derby. Now, derbies in Europe are when the two biggest teams in that city play,

they call it a derby.

So this one was between sporting Lisbon and Benfica.

And these two teams and these two fan bases absolutely loathe each other.

So just so I understand, one city can have more than one team.

Oh, yeah.

Okay.

Yeah.

When you go to like Manchester City, Manchester United in England.

Oh, wow.

Yeah.

So just for comparison's sake, so it would be like we have the Atlanta Falcons, but then there could be like the Atlanta hippos.

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