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These Are The Funniest Lies Listeners Have Told Their Kids!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

News, Comedy, Entertainment News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 June 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

What's the silliest lie you've ever told your kid? Between monsters and watermelon seeds, these listeners share their funniest little white lies. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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It's really us about putting mums on the pitch where they belong.

0:09.0

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0:12.0

But around here it's Wembley.

0:14.0

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0:16.0

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0:19.0

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0:27.0

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0:30.0

I would dream first on. Probably a doer upper. Put our on stamp on it.

0:33.0

Sounds like a nightmare which is why I keep saying we should look at new builds.

0:36.0

But they're also watertight, asshole free.

0:38.0

Boran, just white boxes.

0:40.0

Well we can decorate an old liquor painted in there.

0:43.0

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0:45.0

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0:48.0

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0:57.0

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1:00.0

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1:02.0

Are you changing gears? What lie?

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