These Are The Dumbest Reasons People Have Called 911!

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🗓️ 29 April 2024

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Growing pot and need some advice? Call 911. Takeout not tasting great? Call 911. Here are the DUMBEST reasons real people have called 911. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The Bert show.
0:01.0	There are plenty of good reasons to call 911.
0:04.0	Plenty of good, I can give you a thousand.
0:06.0	And you'd be able to pick out the ones where you're like, why would you even waste time on 911?
0:12.0	I think it was Casey and Casey and Katie that came in last
0:14.7	week saying that they called 911 for reasons that were just like come on
0:19.2	dude. Yeah, Cassie called 911 over a garbage can however However, I do think your reason was valid.
0:24.0	Yes, everyone told me it was valid, because it was,
0:27.7	why are you snort laughing?
0:30.4	I think you're funny.
0:31.8	It was valid. I was doing my job as a good Samaritan and a
0:34.9	good citizen. There was a garbage can in the middle of a like five-lane highway
0:40.0	across two lanes where people are going 70 and I had to
0:42.8	where to get out of the way and it was just a wreck waiting to happen.
0:46.0	I do think that's legit.
0:47.0	It is. Okay, now one that's not as example, Katie.
0:50.0	My aunt and I decided we want to play Plummer and didn't turn off the water before trying to change the
0:56.2	faucet in the tub and just water was shooting out and the first reaction was to call 911.
1:01.3	Call 911.
1:02.3	Were you Mario or Luigi?
1:04.0	What are you?
1:05.0	So because of this I was like, ooh, let me do a deep dive on YouTube and see if I can find some of the worst
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