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These Are The Craziest Things People Have Seen Stalking Their Crush Online!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2023

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Be honest...do you stalk your crush online? We can’t believe the crazy lengths people have taken to stay on top of their crush’s lives! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

You can cross your fingers and all your toes during a data center migration.

0:04.0

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0:10.0

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0:15.0

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0:24.2

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0:31.3

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0:37.0

Yes, even sprouts on a pizza or gravy on sushi.

0:41.0

The rules are, there are no rules. Have a cantonese on Christmas Eve or a

0:45.3

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0:55.1

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0:59.4

The Bert Show. It's not, but you do it anyway. I mean what good is gonna come of it?

1:06.2

You stalking your ex-on-line?

1:08.2

No, stalking your crush online. Oh, the criss. So it's a fact.

1:13.0

The only drugs stronger than Quayaludes is having a crush.

1:15.8

It totally makes your brain work differently.

1:17.6

It makes life more colorful.

1:19.5

It makes the days go by faster.

1:21.4

I love having a crush. And the the crush again just so I'm clear there are

1:25.0

different definitions for different you know generations a crush is somebody

1:29.1

that you're just excited about that you are dating what you could be dating so I mean you can be attracted to just

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