Okay, let me get straight to the point.

I do not believe for one second that no other child played the bath game growing up.

I'm convinced my friends are trolling me, but they're not responding to my messages, and

so I'm left with little choice but to bring my question here, hoping someone will know

what the hell I'm talking

about.

I was around five or six when my babysitter introduced the idea of the bath game to me.

She said it was a fun way to engage the imagination, and that I could find something

truly special within the water.

I didn't question it, even then, because she was the boss and I thought she was pretty.

I didn't want to make her mad by refusing or risk having my Nintendo taken away if I was disobedient.

So when my mom told her to bathe me one night, I was excited to try it.

Her instructions were pretty simple, and I'd come to write them down, because with any game,

there has to be rules.

1.

You must do the bath game alone.

These instructions can be given, but you have to be isolated for the game to begin.

2.

The tub should have some sort of thick bath soap that includes a lot of suds and a dark liquid.

Ensure the top of the water is obscured and the sides are caked in it, including the handles

to get out.

3.

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