There's Something About Mary (1998)
The Confused Breakfast
Cloud10
4.8 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 19 February 2026
⏱️ 107 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This episode is brought to you by Big Grove Brewery. It's brewed right here in Iowa, and it's perfect for arguing in a basement about which Ninja Turtle would win in a fight. |
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| 1:52.8 | Dear friends, welcome to the Confused Breakfast, the podcast where we hit pause on the chaos of today and rewind to a simpler time when it wasn't about convenience. |
| 1:58.0 | It was about the experience. Remember the magic of a Friday night trip to the video rental store? |
| 2:02.4 | Yeah. Wandering the aisles, making the big decision of what movie was coming home with you. |
| 2:06.6 | We're all part of the last generation that knows the joy of the search, the snap of the plastic clamshell, the smell of a blockbuster, and we're here to revisit the movies that |
| 2:11.3 | shaped us and to find our childhoods. |
| 2:13.8 | My name is Mike Schulte, joining me as always. |
| 2:16.8 | Two dudes dreaming about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Bree time, baby. Sean Prior to Age events, how the heck are you? You know, I know that that's a joke and everything, but I do believe those are two very different times of your life. You know, times. What's a Gorgonzola? It's a college. They're good at basketball. Yes. Yep. Oh. Yeah. They're really big in basketball. And cheese making. Yeah. Brie is a bit more of an Ivy League, though. Also the name of my second grade girlfriend. I think we all had a girlfriend named Bree. Yeah. We did. In second grade. same one, dude. Yeah. Are you guys still pining over that? Kind of. Yeah, sort of. Hey, one quick thing, though, I do want to bring up. We, this has been a podcast for over five years now, and we pride ourselves on generally how good our ratings are. You know, you get the haters that come in. Whenever things go viral, they're just popping the ones on stuff. It finally happened. We went from a 4.9 to a 4.8 on Apple Podcasts. |
| 3:14.4 | Still pretty good. We made it, man. We finally made it. We finally made it. But I don't like it. |
| 3:19.4 | Okay. Because I want to see that 4.9 again. So listen, if you're an Apple podcaster, go help us out against the trolls and just pop in a five-star. That's all you got to do. Maybe leave a funny rating. Like some sort of funny review. Say fuck. Dude, definitely say that. Oh, do it. Do it. And like, see what they do, you know? See if they like Daniels. See if they like ban you or not because like then we you know |
| 3:43.6 | I mean yeah okay that's it now I'm off my soapbox okay boys on today's episode we discuss a movie that |
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