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The Confused Breakfast

BRUNCH: Top 5 Movie Character Crushes

The Confused Breakfast

Cloud10

Comedy, Film Reviews, Tv & Film

4.81.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2026

⏱️ 44 minutes

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In honor of the month of love, we each give out our top 5 movie character crushes! ENJOY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:07.8

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0:19.8

It shows up smooth, somehow steals the scene.

0:22.6

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0:38.3

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0:41.8

one, and I got to tell you, I've probably been stopping in way too often for some wings and a beer.

0:46.6

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0:50.4

you, Big Grove is always a good hang. So drink local and be neighborly with Big

0:55.3

Grove Brewery. It's the month of love Valentine's Day has come and went.

1:20.4

Hopefully you came and went.

1:23.4

What?

1:26.0

That was a cum joke too. It's like something about Mary. It's like the movie you're going to hear coming up this week. Something about Mary. I'm crazy, dude. We decided, um, because I think about this quite a bit when we go through these old movies, you know, like we're about ready, you're about ready to hear us talk about there's something about Mary and you think about the characters and movies that maybe back in the day, maybe nowadays, maybe you fell in love with.

1:48.1

We're going top five movie character crushes of all time.

1:53.3

Now again, this is the character, right?

1:55.4

This is the, we were explaining it to Logan where we're saying, you know,

1:59.5

it's not, we're not in love with Cameron

2:01.3

Diaz, we're in love with the character of Mary that she plays in the movie. So we're talking about

2:06.5

the character. Right. Okay. Yes. Not, it's like, yes, actresses, the actress is beautiful. We get it,

2:14.6

okay? Yeah. We're talking about a character here. And maybe a person's character,

2:19.6

the inside, right? Maybe we are. All right. You never know. Sean's changing his notes. He's like,

2:25.7

shit. I got a shit. Are we recording? Oh, yeah. Are you got your headphones on? Yeah. Oh, cool.

2:31.5

Oh, okay. Good to have you, man. Thanks for being here. Welcome to the episode. How was your Valentine's Day? How was the traffic to get here?

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