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There’s One Thing Keeping Kristin From Trying Dry January!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2023

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Have you ever done #DryJanuary? How did it go for you? Kristin is thinking about it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I had considered doing dry January and I still think it's early enough to do dry January

1:03.5

if you want to. I was actually proud of myself because instead of just jumping right in and

1:08.6

doing dry January, I'm like, I'm actually going to do a little internet research on this

1:15.0

because I think it's so easy to say, yeah, I'm just going to abstain from alcohol for

1:18.5

the month of January.

1:22.9

Excuse me, Thomas. I'm sorry I didn't have one that said stupid.

1:29.9

Is that you mean to abstain from alcohol for a month is stupid?

1:33.3

Yes, especially when you go a little kid. I know, I got a toddler. Last night, oh my

1:38.0

god Cassie, last night, that time was a nightmare. What happened? I don't know. He just, I

1:45.6

think his little brain is just expanding and it was like the tantrum of all tantrums that

1:52.1

we have had this far. He literally, he's in my lap and he threw his body against mine.

1:57.1

I'm like, oh my dear Lord, baby Jesus, and bar had an ocular migraine and he was just

2:03.0

like a perfect storm last night. I had glass wide after I put on a glass. Yeah, I did.

2:10.1

No one glasses half. Anyway. I was considering dry January and I was like, I want to do a

2:17.7

little bit of a deep dive into this before just like, you know, abstaining from alcohol.

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