There's More to Keeley Hazell than her Tits | Confessions of a Page 3 Girl
The Emma Guns Show
Emma Gunavardhana
4.8 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 24 August 2025
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Summary
You could be fooled into thinking Keeley Hazell’s memoir, Everyone’s Seen My Tits, would be a nostalgic romp through the Noughties, featuring salacious gossip and saucy behind-the-scenes insights from a time when the Red Tops - the tabloid newspapers - loomed large.
What you actually get is a soul-bearing account of what it was like to grow up in a tough environment, both behind closed doors and on the streets of South East London, navigating revenge porn before people really knew was revenge porn was and what it was like to have the world open up to you in ways you could have never imagined only for the way you’d made that happen be the reason that all the doors you wanted to open, seemed firmly locked to you.
As soon as I started reading Keeley’s book, I found it a challenge to put it down. I was hooked. I was stunned by the honesty and, more than once, was waiting for the bit at the end of the chapter where she either apologised for her feelings or somehow minimised them to make her real feelings more palatable for an audience. Spoiler alert - that moment never came.
And it was this that made me admire her and enjoy the book even more. She welcomed me, the reader, into her circle of trust.
So, I couldn’t wait to interview her and, as you’ll hear, she’s as unedited and unreserved in person as she is in the book.
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| 0:49.9 | Hello, hi and welcome to another episode of the Emma Gunn Show and a conversation with the writer, model and actress, Keely Hazel. |
| 0:54.2 | I am so glad to be bringing you this conversation. It came to be because Keely has written a book, her memoir, Everyone's Seen My Tits, |
| 1:01.0 | Stories and Reflections from an Unlikely Feminist. |
| 1:03.8 | And as soon as I received the email saying, |
| 1:05.9 | Would you like an advanced copy? |
| 1:06.9 | Would you like to read this? |
| 1:07.8 | I thought, yes, I would. |
| 1:09.5 | Because Keely's career takes place in |
| 1:12.8 | the late 90s, early noughties, or not her career, but that's when she rose to fame. And I |
| 1:18.5 | thought, oh, that's such a time that I like revisiting. I'm very nostalgic of that period. |
| 1:24.1 | What I got was not what I was expecting, because you could be fooled into thinking that the memoir |
| 1:28.5 | is a nostalgic romp through the noughties featuring salacious gossip and saucy behind-the-scenes |
| 1:34.2 | insights from a time when the red tops the tabloid newspapers loomed large keely was arguably the most |
| 1:41.6 | famous pin-up page three girl in the nation. And yeah, even then, even then when I've |
| 1:48.5 | said that, you probably have an idea of what the book is. But what you actually get is a soul-bearing |
| 1:52.7 | account of what it was like to grow up in a tough environment, both behind closed doors and on |
| 1:56.7 | the streets of Southeast London, what it was like navigating revenge porn before people really knew |
| 2:01.7 | what revenge porn was. And what it was like to have the world open up to you in ways you could |
| 2:06.1 | never have imagined via fame in the Red Tops as a page three model, only for the way that you'd |
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