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🗓️ 29 July 2023
⏱️ 8 minutes
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0:00.0 | This episode is brought to you by Pepsi Max. |
0:04.0 | Christmas is great, but there's loads of ways to make it better. |
0:08.0 | Laksney can some chili into the gravy for some extra oomps. |
0:12.0 | Or be within a playlist though, you can even get your none up on the table. |
0:16.0 | Or just crack an open and ice-cold Pepsi Max. |
0:22.0 | Christmas. Better with Pepsi Max. |
0:25.0 | Spark your creativity with the Sims. |
0:29.0 | Sometimes you might feel like you're not creative when you have to go in search of your creative spark again. |
0:35.0 | Maybe this is catching up with creative friends, experimenting with a new look or trying out a new recipe. |
0:41.0 | And thanks to the Sims, inspiration is just one game and one spark away. |
0:47.0 | Ready to spark something? Download the Sims 4 and play for free. |
0:55.0 | When you achieve octogenarianism, you sell them experience of first in your life. |
1:11.0 | They're all used up. But last week on Wednesday, if you want to know the truth, I sat in a chair. |
1:19.0 | And for the first time in my entire life, my teeth were cleaned by a male hygienist. |
1:27.0 | It was a large moment because when you open your mouth wide and someone sticks sharp tools into it, you are no longer an adult. |
1:41.0 | You're a fearful four-year-old child. |
1:45.0 | And women hygienists know this. And they're very gentle. |
1:49.0 | And they speak softly and tell you exactly what they're going to do before they do it. |
1:55.0 | And on Wednesday, I learned that a male hygienist can be just as thoughtful and gentle as women have been. |
2:05.0 | He didn't work on my teeth like he was replacing spark plugs. He knew that I was human, in fact, a small child. |
2:15.0 | I remember the hospital where I went long ago to have a pacemaker installed in my chest and the male nurse in blue scrubs walked in and said, |
2:27.0 | let's go and wield me silently into the OR as if I were a load of rutabaggers. |
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