There's Goal Everywhere

The Blind Mike Project

Blind Mike

Comedy

4.8 • 780 Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2025

⏱️ 195 minutes

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Summary

0:00 Craig and Mike text exchange/ David Collins vs Ray Devito.

42:45 Bert Kreischer is a gay icon.

1:10:45 Coach HP shoots goal all over his desk.

1:43:45 Steel Toe

2:53:00 Joe Mattarese is current.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Good morning gearheads.
0:01.7	Happy Sunday morning.
0:03.1	Hey, bro, do you need any help with this?
0:04.9	I don't got much to do.
0:06.0	No, shut up.
0:06.8	You non-talent drunkard?
0:08.2	This is Aaron's world now.
0:09.7	Speaking of which, I came today to claim what is rightfully mine.
0:13.9	You know I live and breathe the Beggie Monster.
0:16.3	I am he and he is me.
0:17.8	We will not be separated by this blind mic.
0:21.3	What the hell is a blind mic anyway?
0:23.4	You can go to blindmike.net to find out because I sure the hell would like to know.
0:27.7	Can I help with the end part?
0:29.0	I really need something to do.
0:30.5	Shut up.
0:31.4	My world.
0:32.8	My end part.
0:34.1	And now the man who will give me back my Beggie monster or else.
0:39.1	Go ahead, Tom.
0:40.9	Blind by Geary!
0:49.0	It is sad. Good morning.
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