Francesco Cinquemani

The Blind Mike Project

Blind Mike

Comedy

4.8 • 780 Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2024

⏱️ 150 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

0:00 Craig accountability task force/Mike’s grievances.

12:15 Brendan Schaub’s truck giveaway.

33:40 Jon Stewart on Joe Rogan.

44:00 Alec Baldwin is back!

1:01:35 Whitney Cummings and Matan.

1:18:45 Dan Soder and Nick Mullen.

1:37:40 Stuttering John and Steel Toe

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Good morning, gearheads. I can't stop smelling my finger. That's right. The Duke got some,
0:06.1	and I didn't even pay this time. Take that blind mic and you gearheads would think I'm a disgusting
0:11.6	monster. The HPV and the hemorrhoids never came up, so sue me. Anyway, you aren't here
0:17.9	to hear about my disgusting chocolate-covered cherry balloon knot or my early wagon-trained venereal disease.
0:24.6	No, you are here for the great blind mic.
0:27.6	Go to blind mic.net for all your blind mic kinks.
0:31.6	I know I have mine.
0:32.6	And now, wipe your butts, take your once a days, and put your stinky fingers together for the man, the myth,
0:39.5	the new Duke of the Dabbleverse.
0:42.0	Live by Geary!
0:48.0	You know, some shows try to, I've noticed this on YouTube.
0:53.5	I don't know if it's still the way the algorithm works.
0:56.0	But some shows try to keep it clean for the first five or ten minutes.
0:59.6	I was thinking...
1:00.9	I like that we rip the band-aid right off.
1:03.7	Like, there's no chance that's going to be monetized.
1:06.3	I like that.
1:08.2	I enjoyed it.
1:10.1	No, I'm being serious in a way because I kind of hate that everyone, like the podcasts
1:18.3	that have cable, like, started like bleeping curse words and shit like that.
1:21.9	Like they let YouTube win.
1:24.2	Yeah.
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