And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Miloronia, it's the Larry Miller Show. And the Good evening Mr. and Mrs. America and everyone who loves a hundred dollar bottle of wine. Well, hi ya folks, that number shocked me too.

A hundred dollar bottle, I'll tell you about it later and boy it's a happy day here and a beautiful

day here on milleronia and I'm glad you're tuned in. That was of course the Max McGee Orchestra and the Floritapia dancers featuring

boy tenor William Lucking asking the musical question.

On kids diapers, does the number mean how many days they can wear them

or how many pounds they can hold?

Well, first of all, it's a good question, heck of a question. I'm guessing you're not

a father yet at this point, but it's a good question for all that now does on the kids

diapers does the number mean how many days they can wear them or how many pounds

they can hold. Neither. It means how many days the guy and his wife were

married on their honeymoon before she got pregnant? And yes that was saying pregnant. And yes, that was saying, pregnant.

That's not it.

It happens our neighbors when I was growing up.

They got, his wife got pregnant on their honeymoon and for some reason I guess people just

think well it's official it's all solid now let's let's just jump in to bed and do whatever we feel like doing.

And phew, I don't know about you,

but I'm gonna turn the air on now.

But you know what? People do that and I'm not exactly sure why. Then I suppose they're really

surprised and shocked actually when his wife says well guess what the

honeymoon is ending but something else is just beginning and

boy I know what you mean though. The truth is William I know what you mean on kids diapers We went through so many and what does that number mean? I can I can tell you what it doesn't mean. It

doesn't mean you and your wife are going to go out tonight for dinner?

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