There Are Too Many Choices
The Jim Jefferies Show Podcast
Comedy Central
4.3 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 20 November 2019
⏱️ 10 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:06.0 | The following contains graphic images of shark finning. |
| 0:09.0 | Viewer discretion advised. |
| 0:10.0 | Please welcome Jim Jeffrey. Welcome to the Jim Jeffries Show, I'm Jim Jeffries. |
| 0:25.0 | I'm Jim Jeffries. |
| 0:30.0 | Tonight is the last ever Jim Jeffrey show. |
| 0:33.0 | Yeah, it's true. |
| 0:35.0 | Ooh, okay. |
| 0:38.0 | This is our final episode. |
| 0:40.0 | The staff will now lock the doors and begin to pass around the cups of |
| 0:43.0 | Kool-Aid for you all to so thank you for being here. Later on I visit Hong |
| 0:49.3 | Kong and South Africa to learn why shark fins are in high demand. |
| 0:53.0 | Is it good for sex? |
| 0:55.0 | Can't help with fucking? |
| 0:56.0 | I know. |
| 0:58.0 | Can't help to ask. |
| 1:00.0 | Mmm. |
| 1:02.0 | But first, since this is our final show we have to talk about the obvious big story |
| 1:06.8 | the thing that's kept me glued to the news all week. Doctors at Johns Hopkins |
| 1:11.3 | perform the first ever penis and scrotum transplant on an Afghan war veteran. |
| 1:16.0 | He's doing extremely well. His ability to urinate will be completely normalized, |
| 1:21.0 | and we're pretty confident that his sexual function will return to normal as well. |
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