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You're listening to Comedy Central.

Please welcome

Please welcome

King Jeffrey Jeffries! We're going to the Jim Jeffries show, I'm Jim Jeffries.

Tonight we designed the perfect religion.

I visit Tokyo where black is a state of mind,

and we decide once and for all what's racist

and who can't just take a joke.

If you had sex with the races that doesn't make you racist right?

So you've had sex with the racist.

I'm Australian that was the only option that was given to me. But first, more than a quarter of Americans say they don't identify with any religion.

And not only we're getting less religious,

but there are more and more ways to not believe in anything.

There's positive atheism, which is a belief that there are no gods.

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