Therapy Crouch After Dark: “Never EVER say that again!”

The Therapy Crouch

Therapy Crouch

Agony Aunt, Kids & Family, Society & Culture, Marriage, Relationships, Funny, Parenting, Relax, Sex, Mum, Abbey Clancy, Advice, Dad, Couples Therapy, Therapy, Partners, Comedy, Peter Crouch, Couples

4.8 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2025

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

“Don’t ever say that again” 😂

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, we’re deep into the chaos of night-time podcasting. Wine-fuelled tangents, saucy listener dilemmas, and a fiery debate over the word ‘ejaculate’ (yes, really).

Abbey and Peter bring the After Dark vibes as they go off-script with late-night energy and answer some of your wildest questions to date.

Abbey gives a shoutout to her favourite Scouse actors, Pete reflects on sporting superstitions, and together they try to unpack when teasing becomes toxic in relationships (we’re looking at you, dog lead Christmas gift...).

Expect unfiltered opinions, questionable analogies, and hysterical oversharing.

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