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Hi, I'm Chelsea Handler. My dilemma is that I need a boyfriend who can ski four months out of

a year, but also lives a five hour flight away. That's what I'm looking for a long,

distant skiing boyfriend. Oh, this is a dream for me because I love matchmaking.

Much to my husband, Shagrin, because I love trying to fix people up and he thinks that

things should happen organically. I think what's the harm in sending two people to get a drink

or on a date and just see what happens. I refer to my single friends who are on the prowl and

need my matchmaking skills. Even if they haven't asked for them, I force them upon them and I

refer to them as my singles stable. And I've got some great horses in there. Some prime top of the

line singles talent, but this stable just got a major upgrade with Chelsea Handler. She's quite

an addition, right? Okay, so this is great because all of my lovely listeners are spread out across

the country and they can get to work making this happen for her. So if you or someone you know

is a good looking guy, an excellent skier, presumably independently wealthy because I figure if you

can ski for months out of the year and you live far enough away from LA to not bother Chelsea all

the time, but can afford to fly and to see her all the time then you probably have a lot of dough.

If you are this person, hit me up. We will also accept someone that lives closer or maybe even in LA,

but must be so busy making all that damn money that you never actually get to see her or bother her

or show up in her house all the time and bug her. Remember, you've got to be a great skier. You can,

you know, totally feel free to send in some footage to prove yourself. And obviously you got to be

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