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Their Neighbor Claims Her Daughter Turned Her Son GAY!

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🗓️ 3 March 2023

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Her neighbors think her daughter turned their son GAY. She wants to confront the parents, her husband thinks she should stay out of it. What would you do?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:00.0

Listen, it's the bird show. You have a boney elbow. That's your fault you would not buy me. I don't want to touch anybody in this studio.

1:09.0

I went over to Kristen and I'm like, hey, thank you for hosting my eyes out this week. And we just came off per speak adventure. We're all tired.

1:16.0

And I've been having like tremendous guilt and shame for being sick and calling in. So I went over to give her a high five and thank her for taking on the extra responsibilities today.

1:26.0

She don't want to touch me. So she thinks her elbow out. We hide elbow. Yeah, we hide elbow. But I think we both have boney elbows. We should never do that again.

1:36.0

Sometimes I just don't know my own strength either. I know. Tiffany calls me mini-hol. You are. I just don't.

1:42.0

I do. All right. So Timmy here wants to be on the voice Disguiser. Unbelievable that it's 2023. And we are still having to have this conversation. Her neighbors think her daughter turned their son gay.

2:01.0

Wait, let me check the calendar again. It is 2023. It is. She wants to confront the parents. I guess is that what's going on, Tammy?

2:11.0

Yeah. So honestly, I almost posted on my mom in board, but I was afraid the neighbors would see it. And I honestly am surprised that I even had to reach out to you guys because I didn't think that there was any way that this was actually going on.

2:27.0

My daughter is 16 and she she's bisexual. She's been openly bisexual since she was probably like 12 13. It's the big deal in our household. I actually identify as bisexual even though I'm an immunogamous heterosexual marriage.

2:40.0

And she and the neighbor boy, he's about 17. They've been friends since they moved in. Probably like five or six years now, right? The kids, they'll hang out in our rec room in the basement or they'll hang out in the trampolines with the other neighbor kids. Nobody gale, right? So they've always just been friends and hang out recently though we haven't seen him as much.

2:58.0

And whenever I ask my daughter about where he is, she's be like, oh, he's grounded again. And I'm like, okay. So four months of being grounded, things kind of get a little bit odd. And he always knocks on the door and wants to know if Kindle can come outside to play.

3:13.0

And the other day, I mean, I come into Kindle, but why would we think that as much? She goes, well, honestly, his parents think that I turned him gay. I was taking a little bit too much credit for this. I was like, I mean, that's how this works, right?

3:26.0

And she's like, no, I know. It's not just figured, yeah, I'm going to blew it off, taking this. It was just, yeah, I feel like it kind of way.

3:35.0

So he came by this week, actually. And I was like, well, come on in. We haven't seen you in a while. He's like, if my parents asked me to say that I was outside, what? That just struck me as kind of weird.

3:47.0

So you come then, you know, we're watching a movie and such. And I'm in a comment referring to the movie as like, you know, I'm sure parents think we're about influence on you or whatever. And you're like, you're laughing really hard. And you're like, yeah. And I'm like, oh, okay. There's something to that. So while we're making dinner, he confirmed just kind of came up organically, but he confirmed that my daughter had said was true that this parents think that she turned him gay. And I was like, oh, again, that's not how that works.

4:16.0

What did she she sneeze on them? Or did they exchange like they do like did she cut her hand and he cut his hand?

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