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The Jason Manford Show

Theft by Consumption: I'm not a stealer, but...

The Jason Manford Show

Absolute Radio

Comedy

4.8947 Ratings

🗓️ 30 September 2018

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

This week Jason was joined by the legendary Ross Noble in Dublin. Topics of the day... 1 - The Roy Walker Hour 2 - Ross Noble: Diet Coke Addict 3 - They Don't Have Dinner Ladies in Ireland 4 - That time Ross got gout from eating too many chicken wings 5- Theft by consumption: supermarket moral dilemma's 6 - George Forman doesn't have finger prints 7 - What to do in a zombie apocalypse 8- Compliments from Ken Dodd

Transcript

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0:00.0

Molly's heart raced as she gazed longingly at the steamy sight before her.

0:05.6

Biting her lip with anticipation, she glanced over at the clock.

0:09.2

In a few minutes time she thought things are going to get pretty hot around here.

0:14.0

Unable to wait any longer, she hurriedly unbuttoned the top of her blouse.

0:18.0

To tuck in her napkin, as this steam-fresh creamy pasta was going to be very saucy indeed.

0:24.4

Bud's ice steam fresh, frozen meals steamed in minutes.

0:28.2

Goodness that's steamy. Jason, Manford, absolute radio.

0:35.7

We're real music matters.

0:38.2

Ross Nobles here.

0:39.3

Hello.

0:40.3

He's here in the flesh in Dublin. We were both playing Dublin last night.

0:44.1

Yeah, that was a treatise, yeah.

0:46.2

It's happening more and more. I think there's, is there more comedians on tour

0:50.0

than there ever was?

0:51.4

Or has the nation, as the world got smaller? I think maybe that's it, maybe.

0:55.6

That's what it is, we've become global citizens, you see. So the world's smaller, so it seems like

1:00.5

the smaller. No, there's just too many comedians.

1:02.8

Unfortunately, there needs to be, I think there needs to be a cult.

1:06.8

Yeah. No, I mean obviously, you know, you're top,

1:10.6

men, the likes of yourself and me, right? That's fine. You can steer, but you know, no, I'm sorry.

1:17.2

But the new, what would you get rid of though, the newer ones or the ones who like,

1:21.5

all right, you've had your day your day oh that's a good question

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