Childhood Apologies

The Jason Manford Show

Absolute Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 947 Ratings

🗓️ 23 September 2018

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

This week Jason was joined by Irish comedian Neil Delamere. Topics of the day... 1 - The good old Irish accent 2 - The Big Moan. The strangest thing our listeners are up to 3 - Never hold a fart in. Scientist have said so 4 - Rats are smart, but not as smart as Reece 5 - Things you did as a kid that you'd like to apologise for 6 - The voice of the fat northern white man 7 - Dad's not being posh enough

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0:00.0	Sal loves camouflage print.
0:02.2	She's decorated her entire house with it.
0:04.4	Even her pug Billy has a camo coat.
0:07.6	After she finished her renovation, she transferred her outstanding balances onto her Barclay
0:12.0	card, interest-free.
0:13.4	Now she's found a way to pay down her debt.
0:15.2	Sadly, she can't find anything else.
0:17.4	What you buy is your business.
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0:24.6	28.9% APR variables subject to application, financial circumstances and borrowing history.
0:29.2	Tees and sees apply. Sunday mornings, 8 till 11,
0:34.8	Jason Manford on absolute radio.
0:37.6	Where real music matters?
0:38.9	Good morning, it's the Jason Manford show, and Neil Delameer is hopefully here.
0:43.6	Hello how are you?
0:44.6	Oh thank goodness.
0:45.6	Thank goodness.
0:46.6	Otherwise you were going to do a Rope Irish accents for next three hours.
0:49.4	That was a, I've only got Rope Irish accents.
0:51.6	Well do you know what I always think my accents are all right
0:53.4	until I get to the town that I have to do them in.
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