Hey everybody, it's me, Alex. This is the first episode of my new show, Theater of Delights.

The top audio stories brought to you here in the pleasure zone. You should listen to this if you are looking for a comedy show and not if you want to learn something because that is that's not about to happen so if you

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Welcome to Theater of Delights.

The finest radio stories brought to you over the airwaves here in the pleasure zone.

And now, please enjoy our feature presentation.

The gripping tale of love, betrayal,al, and Mischief at the Highest Levels of Society. This is Periless Grounds, Part 1.

Grounds for Divorce

The Grounds for Divorce.

... I'm We set out to craft the impossible, the world's first genuine cafe latte in a can,

made with honest ingredients, real milk, real coffee, and a truly foamy texture.

We hope you enjoy the results as much as we do.

Tell me, T.J., I've got a gun to your head. A steel gun.

Why the fuck would I enjoy that?

Uh, there's nothing better at the end of the day than a long sip of brown sunshine.

That's why we named our latte La Luce del Sol, the shine of the sun.

I've got pictures of your wife, your parents.

I got a picture of your kids right here.

I'm going to kill them all with this gun.

But you pulled the trigger.

Even though you'll be a corpse, you pulled it.

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