A few weeks ago, I made the, I thought, uncontroversial observation that condoms are kind of gay.

The conclusion that one draws is that condoms are kind of gay.

The hosts of the young Turks apparently took issue with my clear-as-day observation.

No, you fricking...

I don't know.

I am going to examine their refutation of my point, and producer Ben Davies has issued me a challenge,

which is to try not to laugh at chunk-youger for as long as possible.

So, without further ado, take it away.

Condoms are kind of gay.

That's the expert commentary that you can hear by Michael Knowles.

I don't know how to respond to that.

Maybe we need to hear more, but first some more context.

So, in order to understand what could have possibly led to him making that statement,

we'll have to watch him whine about fringe culture or nonsense.

So, stay tuned for that.

It's terrible for me to whine about fringe culture or nonsense,

but it's very, very important for them to whine about me whining about

the supposedly fringe culture or nonsense.

Something doesn't add up here.

Keep going.

I think a lot of people are beginning to notice.

The contraceptive mentality is the beginning of the pride mentality.

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