As Ronald Reagan said, the problem with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant.

It's just that they know so much that isn't so.

We went through the woke Christmas TikToks of a creator by the name of Cassandra,

and because you all enjoyed the throw debunking so much,

we have decided to take on Cassandra's historical musings about one of my favorite men in history.

The historical figures are the terrible people, Christopher Columbus.

All right, let's start off with the least uncomfortable fact.

He thought manatees were mermaids and he tried to date one.

Let's pause there.

There is no evidence that Christopher Columbus thought manatees were mermaids.

Christopher Columbus said that he saw mermaids and liberal,

scientist, squishes have pretended that what he saw was a manatee.

He may have just seen a mermaid.

He didn't try to date the mermaid by the way,

and try to date a manatee or a mermaid.

But I don't know why people are so convinced that the man

saw a manatee.

Manatees and mermaids don't look very similar.

And I think there's at least, there's at least a 10% shot.

He just saw a mermaid.

Keep going.

He thought earth was shaped like a boob and the top part was the nip,

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