The Yassification of Motherhood (with Ruby Caster)

Keeping Records

Headgum

Comedy, Society & Culture, Places & Travel, Comedy Interviews, Documentary

5 • 726 Ratings

🗓️ 4 February 2022

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Caleb and Shelby are joined by writer Ruby Caster to discuss how Ruby and Shelby can't read (bummer!!) and whether or not table-side Caesar salad preparation is inherently gay. They briefly touch on Ruby's Golden Record picks (which is incidentally the point of this show): romaine lettuce + parmesan cheese, the best band to have ever existed, and Midol, which Ruby attests is a miracle drug. Spoiler: it seems it is not. Ruby's Artifacts Caesar Salad from Bernie’s Restaurant in Williamsburg, BK (Food) All of ABBA’s music (Audio) Midol (Remedy) Follow Ruby on Instagram and Twitter. Watch the video version of the episode Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	This is a headgam original.
0:09.0	In 1977, NASA sent two solid gold records into space so that aliens might find them and understand life on Earth.
0:18.7	I sent greetings on behalf of the people of our black and friend I wishes to all who may encounter this
0:25.1	voyager.
0:26.1	Now, we're making new records with our friends.
0:30.0	Bonjour, everyone.
0:31.1	Good morning.
0:31.6	Hello.
0:31.6	Hello.
0:32.0	Hello.
0:32.9	We step out of our solar system into the universe seeking only peace and friendship.
0:40.3	We know full well that our planet and all its inhabitants are but a small part of this immense universe that surrounds us.
0:50.3	Hello from the children of planet Earth.
1:13.5	Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, well.
1:18.3	And what's up?
1:19.1	Delby?
1:20.2	Hey, look.
1:24.8	How you doing?
1:28.4	Oh, you know, another day, another dollar.
1:30.9	Oh, yeah, sure.
1:32.2	I was hoping you'd say that.
1:35.3	What if that was a saying I said often?
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