That's Oral by the Way (with Maggie Winters)

Keeping Records

Headgum

Comedy, Society & Culture, Places & Travel, Comedy Interviews, Documentary

5 • 726 Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2022

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Maggie Winters joins Caleb and Shelby for their second video episode, which devolves into chaos after a game of f*ck, marry, kill. Shelby leaves the zoom but eventually returns. Caleb's tennis leg cramps? Back for a special appearance. Also, everybody learns what paramour means. Eventually they get to Maggie aka Marguerite's Golden Record, which is a blend of visuals and experiences the Aliens will love. On the topic of her Disney past, Caleb and Shelby ask the pointed but necessary question: is Maggie someone who calls Goofy a friend? And stick with us here: Goofy's paws are, more often than not, "up." Is Goofy...a lil freak? Maggie's Artifacts Deep Dish Pizza (Food) Schiller Visions: Hidden Camera Commercials Sketch with Chris Farley (Audio-visual) Her parents surprising her and her brothers with a trip to Disney World in 1992 (Feeling) Going to the movies alone and ordering a big popcorn, drink, and candy and also the movie is good (Multi-sensory Experience) All reality TV ever (Entertainment) When her mom found a fiddlers glove on the ground and used it to hold her wine on St. Patricks Day (Experience) Follow Maggie on Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok Watch the video version of the episode Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm Contributing music by John Bartmann https://johnbartmann.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	This is a head gum original.
0:09.0	In 1977, NASA sent two solid gold records into space so that aliens might find them and understand life on Earth.
0:18.7	I sent greetings on behalf of the people of our friend and friend I wishes to all who may encounter
0:24.6	this voyager.
0:25.6	Now, we're making new records with our friends.
0:29.6	Hello, Tornuu.
0:31.6	Hello.
0:32.6	Al-a-sson-a-a-a-a-kmahkm.
0:34.6	We step out of our solar system into the universe seeking only peace and friendship.
0:40.3	We know full well that our planet and all its inhabitants are but a small part of this immense universe that surrounds us.
0:50.3	Hello from the children of planet Earth. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1:12.6	Whoa.
1:17.0	Whoa.
1:19.1	What's up, keeping records heads?
1:21.2	It's Caleb and Shelby.
1:23.7	It's pushing the boob.
1:25.7	It's, it's pussy in the boob
1:28.1	Shelby
1:29.3	Hey
1:30.0	Shelby for once in your life
1:32.1	Why don't you try
1:33.0	Being honest on this one
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