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🗓️ 16 October 2025
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, weirdos, I'm Hash. |
| 0:03.1 | And I'm Elena. |
| 0:04.7 | This is morbid. |
| 0:19.6 | The amount of times that I almost say I'm Elena. |
| 0:20.5 | I love it. It's so rainy today, so we're like goofbally Elena. Hello. I love it. |
| 0:21.4 | It's so rainy today, so we're like goofbally. |
| 0:23.8 | And I was saying, I got such a good sleep last night, and I don't think that's good for me. |
| 0:29.6 | You can tell me that sleep is good for me. |
| 0:31.5 | I disagree. |
| 0:32.6 | I perform so much better when I'm, like, on less sleep. Yeah. No, it is weird. I wake up better when I'm like on less sleep. |
| 0:38.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:38.8 | No, it is weird. |
| 0:39.8 | I wake up easier when I don't have as much sleep. |
| 0:42.9 | Oh, I know. |
| 0:43.5 | This morning I could not wake up because last night I went to sleep. |
| 0:47.0 | I put my ear plugs in because it was so freaking windy. |
| 0:51.5 | And I have wreaths. |
| 0:52.6 | So they're blowing on my window all night. |
| 1:12.6 | And you're enjoying that now. Oh, I'm enjoying that. And I, please know, when I put in my earbuds, like my little earplugs, I think of you. Yeah. And I say, I know these days are numbered. They're numbered. Not that I'm pregnant to the one fucking person who asked, but. Yeah, again, I say, don't ever fucking ask that question again. |
| 1:44.8 | Just don't. I'm just bloated, okay? I'll say that every single episode. Don't ever ask someone that question. But moving on. Anyway. But yeah, I slept really great last day, and I'm not better for it. I actually slept really great last night, and I also am not better for it because I have a slight headache all day. Oh no. All day. It's just been wondering. I have a slight headache all day. I've had one. I just took accedrin. I've been drinking water like did you eat lunch though? No, I just kind of like grazed. Did you eat breakfast? No, I did. That's why you have a headache. |
| 1:45.8 | Shit, that's the reason. Have you had any water? Yeah, oh, I've been drinking water. Okay. I just refilled this for the third time. Okay. Water has been my friend. And I'm not like, I just keep forgetting to have full meals lately. Crazy girl. She's been busy. Don't do that though. |
| 2:00.4 | I'm just a grazer, so I get in the habit of just like picking throughout the day. |
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