The Wrath of the Potluck
The Heart
Kaitlin Prest
4.5 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 25 March 2013
⏱️ 10 minutes
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Summary
A Quickie: The time that god punished you for having a threesome with my sister.
Devon is one of Kaitlin’s oldest friends from high school. They now live in different cities and see each other yearly if they’re lucky. Kaitlin’s sister recently moved Toronto. The rest of this story is in the gutter, literally. Devon has a very sensitive stomach. He ate too much curry and spicy peppers on the night that was to end with him and two beautiful, naked women. A dream come true, right?
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| 0:00.0 | My name is Maddie Kelly. I'm a writer and comedian and along with my co-host, Mark |
| 0:04.6 | Chavez, and Ryan Biel. We are setting out to write a romantic comedy movie script that |
| 0:09.5 | is genuinely romantic and actually funny. |
| 0:13.1 | Give me something that's both sexy and romantic. La Crosse. The sport. |
| 0:18.4 | And when we run into trouble, we'll get help from some serious rom-com experts. People |
| 0:22.3 | who have worked on everything from 10 things I hate about you to Mamma Mia. |
| 0:25.6 | This is all gold. |
| 0:27.9 | Let's bake a rom-com. Available now on CBC Listen and everywhere you get your podcasts. |
| 0:33.8 | Audio Smuck Quickies. In and out in 10 minutes or less. |
| 0:39.1 | Hey, I'm Caitlin Prest. This is Audio Smuck. I have a totally adorable feel-good story |
| 0:49.6 | for you. You will laugh. You will sigh. What you're about to hear is a thematic marriage |
| 0:56.6 | of our last show and our upcoming show. |
| 1:00.4 | Last show we tried to get real about butts. We had some frank discussion about poo. Our next |
| 1:05.9 | show is about messy situations that arise in the quest for group sex or multiple partners. |
| 1:12.6 | We're calling it overwhelmed. |
| 1:15.6 | The threesome has always been a type of holy grail on the belt of notches of sexual |
| 1:21.9 | experiences for me, one might say. |
| 1:24.5 | This is Devon. He's basically one of the only friends I still have from high school. |
| 1:30.0 | This is a story he told me when I was visiting him in Toronto over the holidays. |
| 1:37.4 | The story begins on one Saturday night in the summer when my girlfriend and I were having |
| 1:42.6 | a house party and it was all familiar friends showed up. We're all in the patio just drinking |
| 1:52.9 | having a joyous good time. |
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