Summary
Episode Two.
Seriously, what’s the big deal.
In this episode, we tackle one of the biggest taboos. We eat food, everyday and eventually that food has to come out. Yeah it’s gross and stinky but it is one of the most natural things that our body does. Nonetheless, it’s quite common for people to have hang ups around anything that has to do with butts.
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| 0:00.0 | My name is Maddie Kelly. I'm a writer and comedian and along with my co-host, Mark |
| 0:04.6 | Chavez, and Ryan Biel. We are setting out to write a romantic comedy movie script that |
| 0:09.5 | is genuinely romantic and actually funny. |
| 0:13.1 | Give me something that's both sexy and romantic. La Crosse. The sport. |
| 0:18.4 | And when we run into trouble, we'll get help from some serious rom-com experts. People |
| 0:22.3 | who have worked on everything from 10 things I hate about you to Mamma Mia. |
| 0:25.6 | This is all gold. |
| 0:27.9 | Let's make a rom-com. Available now on CBC Listen and everywhere you get your podcasts. |
| 0:33.9 | Hi, you're listening to Audio Smilt the Podcast. I'm Mitra. |
| 0:41.9 | Today, the poo episode. Everyone poops. So why is it so taboo, taboo, taboo? |
| 0:51.9 | But seriously, what is the big deal? |
| 0:56.9 | Today, on Audio Smilt, we hope to open up some very frank and honest conversations about poo. |
| 1:03.9 | We are starting with some serious ass science. |
| 1:11.9 | Things you can do with your butt. Touch it, poke it, lick it, smack it, ram it, fuck it. |
| 1:30.9 | Here's the dirty on poo's favorite highway. The stuff that's in your butt, the ines, the |
| 1:39.9 | anal canal, the rectum, the muscles. The ines is the opening of the anal canal. It is comprised |
| 1:48.9 | mainly of soft tissues, rich in blood vessels and nerve endings that are incredibly sensitive. |
| 1:56.9 | When you were turned on, the soft tissues in the area will become engorged with blood. You can have |
| 2:02.9 | fun stimulating the area around your ines through touch or inelangus. Hello. |
| 2:08.9 | Everyone has hair around their ines. Some people like to get that waxed. Some people also |
| 2:14.9 | like to have their ines bleached to make it pretty for them. Just inside your ines is the anal canal. |
| 2:20.9 | It's about one or two inches long and is made up of the same soft tissue as the ines. |
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