the WORST VALENTINES DAY | Friends & Kelsey

Confidently Insecure

Kelsey Darragh

Society & Culture, Education, Comedy

4.8 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 15 February 2021

⏱️ 48 minutes

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GO SUBSCRIBE TO GUILTY PLEASURES PODCAST OUT NOW!!! http://apple.co/2Za7s0o AHHH Valentines Day - just another capitalistic holiday meant for people to show each other (or, rather, show everyone ELSE) just how much they love that special person in their lives on ONE DAY. With all that pressure and money...nothing could go wrong, right? WRONG. more valentines day facts: https://wallethub.com/blog/valentines-day-facts/10258 Big shout out to: MammaD @lilyMarston @Garrickwastaken @Korndiddy @zachnoetowers @MaycieT @JazzmyneJay @Holland Amanda & Steph <3 @LaurDIY @MeegVeeg They are all epic and go follow all their stuff! BUY KELSEY'S BOOK! AND SENSITIVE MERCH! OUT NOW! BOOK: https://shopc.at/dfp MERCH: https://shopcatalog.com/shop/tag/kelsey-darragh-collection/ Our Sponsors: * Check out Rosetta Stone and use my code for a great deal: https://www.rosettastone.com/ Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/confidently-insecure/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0	That was a very aggressive hello to you guys, but if you're watching this on youtube.com
0:25.4	you would know why, because you need to see fully that I beat the living hell out of my face today.
0:34.3	I just was like feeling the V-Day vibes. I put on this tight-eye shirt. It's actually merch. It's
0:40.8	the Don't-Fucking-Panic T-shirt and that I used my friend Lauren's Lord DIY's tight-eye kit like
0:47.3	Spiral It and I'm loving the pinkness. I'm loving how my makeup matches it and then even more.
0:53.8	So to that, I fully put on long nails for the first time in my life, okay? Like I feel like Kylie
1:02.7	Jenner and Don't-Fucking-Panic T-shirt and don't laugh because a couple are missing, but I've also
1:06.3	decided to take my two pointer fingers and cut those nails down and file them because I need to be
1:12.4	able to do things like white my ass and mass array and insert like monostat. Why would that all
1:19.8	body function things, opening things, cans, very hard to open cans, type. It's hard to type,
1:25.8	but listen, when you put this makeup with these nails, bitch, I am feeling myself today.
1:35.8	Confidance, I hope you're doing well. I feel like I haven't done a solo episode in a while. Maybe
1:41.4	I have, I don't know, time doesn't exist right now still. But listen, I wanted to have a fun
1:46.2	episode today. It is President's Day. Don't know what that means, but I will celebrate our
1:50.6	President this year. Yay, the president of my eyes is Kamala Harris. So I have President's Day to
1:56.3	her. Excuse me more. So this episode is a ranking of my Valentine's Days and I want to go through
2:06.6	a couple little stats before we pop off on this episode. I wasn't even sure that I was going to
2:11.2	make an episode today because I actually was going to come on here and tell you guys to go
2:17.1	listen to a new podcast that I am hosting. If you haven't heard about that, you're clearly not
2:24.6	on my socials. So what are you doing? Get over there and follow follow honey. But I will talk a
2:29.4	little bit more about that later. Get excited. It's a little treat for you guys. But let's talk
2:34.3	V day Bay B. It is actually Valentine's Day today that I am recording this. Now you will be listening
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